When we finally end up in therapy…
Therapist: Okay let’s start with some word association.
You: Sounds Good.
Therapist: BlueYou: TARDISTherapist: VehicleYou: ’67 Chevrolet ImpalaTherapist: PurpleYou: Shirt of SexTherapist: HelloYou: SweetieTherapist: HedgehogYou: Martin FreemanTherapist: FoodYou: PieTherapist: TieYou: Bowties, Bowties are cool.
Therapist: I’m sorry I can’t help you
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power